Wednesday, May 6, 2009

The Other Member...



This here is Noel Lee Beauchamp! She was welcomed to the family back around Christmas time. What an experience! Many a time I have found myself asking the question "What was I thinking?"


Sam and I and the kids watched that movie "Marley and Me." Cute film (love Jennifer Aniston!) We noticed that they call Marley, the dog, THE WORST DOG IN THE WORLD. Too funny, and that dog was bad. Noel, is nowhere near that bad. But let me tell you what we DO call her: THE GROSSEST DOG IN THE WORLD!


Why you ask? She literally eats anything and everything she can find off the ground. Nasty right? Oh, wait, not to fear, she just vomits everything back up! Yay!


That big old turd on the side walk from somebody elses dog.....gone, as Noel licks her chops (as I run around frantically trying to find a stick to dig that crap out of her mouth....UGH) Grass, bushes, sticks, shoes, stuffed animals, all of it, GULP! MmmmTasty. A narly hairy spider crawling across my kitchen floor. EW, EEK. Have no fear! Noel to the rescue!!! No worries about her eating all these things though, like I said, she has every intention of just regurgitating it all right back up. Ah huh. I just love cleaning dog puke! Noel is the grossest dog in the world...........


She's cute though right? =)


~AnnDreyHey~

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

gross doesn't begin to describe it.
Jessica

DSCHICBOUTIQUE said...

hahaha WHHHHATTT This is so funny!

Deborah said...

Its been a long time since I laughed at something I've read!!! I laughed this morning after reading about Noel! Ok, you have to write a book because the way you wrote about this was so funny! More! More!!